Where all the heroes are sharks. Like the Zombie Universe or like Dogpool, but with sharks.
Sharkverine. Still drinks beer somehow in every panel. His claws come out of his fins and he looks really stupid when he tries to attack someone.
Nathan Asharki’son Summers. Time traveling mutant shark from the Age of Sharkopalyse. Still has oversized guns but since he can’t hold them they just keep floating away. Covered in pockets his little shark fins can’t get into.
SharkPool. A shark that’s got cancer from polluted water. Went to Weapon X and got Sharkverines healing factor. Now a mercenary Shark for hire.
BullseyeShark. Absolutely deadly with anything in his fins. Can’t actually throw things so is in fact useless.
Doctor Sharkesis. A mad mutant Shark scientist with a starfish attached to his head. No care for the aquatic science laws, doing science /his/ way.
Agent Shark- A dead Shark brought back to life by Sharkpools healing factor and SharkSwans mental powers. Deadly with guns he can’t hold. Still bears the scars of the explosion that created him.
NightShark- A teleporting blue fuzzy demon Shark. Fucking terrifying actually.
Remy LeShark- A suave Cajun shark that can explode things by touching them with his fins, with an eye for the Lady Sharks.
JubiShark- An ex mutant shark turned Sharkpire. Member of the Shark-Men.
Not sure why I haven’t been invited to write for Marvel yet.
Thanks to Luke for being dumb with me.
Updating this as I have no life and am incredibly stupid and pointless.
ShadowShark- A mutant shark with the ability to phase. Has an alien seadragon friend called LockShark. She’s also a Ninja and is a master of martial arts. somehow.
DominoShark-The worlds luckiest Shark with a black patch on one eye. Not sure how a shark can be lucky tbh but here you are.
Captain Shark- The most patriotic Shark there ever was. His skin is the star spangled banner and he carries a shield on his back that he can’t reach.
Sharkeye- A shark working with the avengers, carries a bow and arrows that’s mostly for show. Also wears a dashing skirt.
Ice(man)Shark- Just a shark encased in a block of ice.
PyroShark- Uses his powers to make fire and ends up boiling himself alive.
(via regeneratingdegenerate)
Where all the heroes are sharks. Like the Zombie Universe or like Dogpool, but with sharks.
Sharkverine. Still drinks beer somehow in every panel. His claws come out of his fins and he looks really stupid when he tries to attack someone.
Nathan Asharki’son Summers. Time traveling mutant shark from the Age of Sharkopalyse. Still has oversized guns but since he can’t hold them they just keep floating away. Covered in pockets his little shark fins can’t get into.
DeadShark. A shark that’s got cancer from polluted water. Went to Weapon X and got Sharkverines healing factor. Now a mercenary Shark for hire.
BullseyeShark. Absolutely deadly with anything in his fins. Can’t actually throw things so is in fact useless.
Doctor Sharkesis. A mad mutant Shark scientist with a starfish attached to his head. No care for the aquatic science laws, doing science /his/ way.
Agent Shark- A dead Shark brought back to life by DeadSharks healing factor and SharkSwans mental powers. Deadly with guns he can’t hold. Still bears the scars of the explosion that created him.
NightShark- A teleporting blue fuzzy demon Shark. Fucking terrifying actually.
Remy LeShark- A suave Cajun shark that can explode things by touching them with his fins, with an eye for the Lady Sharks.
JubiShark- An ex mutant shark turned Sharkpire. Member of the Shark-Men.
Not sure why I haven’t been invited to write for Marvel yet.
Thanks to Luke for being dumb with me.
W’sup? I’m Agent X, mercenary. Who are you?
Just an interested third party.
You mean you wanna hire me?
Sweet. I only accept cash. Preferably in those little bags with the dollar sign on ‘em. Oh and no kids. Other than that all I need is a name.
I don’t want to hire you. I am merely an observer.
Well that’s no fun. You said you were interested. If you’re not interested in hiring me what are you interested in…Oh. I see how it is. You’re an “observer”. Nice perv lingo you got goin’, pal.
W’sup? I’m Agent X, mercenary. Who are you?
Just an interested third party.
You mean you wanna hire me?
Sweet. I only accept cash. Preferably in those little bags with the dollar sign on ‘em. Oh and no kids. Other than that all I need is a name.
W’sup? I’m Agent X, mercenary. Who are you?
((I dare say yes.
Adorbs
Stylish
With the heart of a warrior and the most fabulous of hair.
And I just like looking at that one.))
((I hope you know, this means war. WAR OF THE CUTEST VARIETY.
Flowers. Extra cuteness.
I match your warrior..ieness.
Meep))
(Source: agentxofagencyx)
